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很流行很火的网络搞笑说说一句话

2017-06-28

1.在我们生命中出现的人,一些给我们上课,一些让我们痊愈,有的用来分担分享,有的用来真爱。

1.Among those people that appear in our life, some are to teach us, some to comfort us, some to share and some to love.

2.与其等到别人来爱你,不如自己学着努力多爱自己一些,如果今天的你没有比昨天更喜欢自己,那明天对你来说又有什么意义呢?

2. It’s better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today you don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow?

3.你可以用自己不喜欢的方式赚到财富,也可以用自己不相信的药治好疾病,但你无法从自己不爱的人身上获得幸福。

3.You can make fortune by ways that you don't like, and can get cured by medicine that you don't believe, but you can never feel happy from someone you don't love.

4.有一个人让我觉得很安心,所以想要依靠他,而另一个人让我觉得很孤单,所以想要拥抱他。

4.Someone makes me comfortable, so I want to rely on him; while another one makes me feel lonely, so I want to embrace him.

5.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。

5. Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off, you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

6.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。

6.I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

7.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。

7.Love makes man grow up or sink down.

8.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。

8. If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down, it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

9.许多人向往水晶般的爱情——晶莹剔透没有一点瑕疵。更多人拥有的却是玻璃般的爱情——同样透明但容易破碎。

9.Most of people are looking forward the crystal-like love—pure without any defect. However the truth is most people are having the glass-like love-same transparent but easily broken.

10.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

10. We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

11.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

11. One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

12.人的一生,有两种遗憾最折磨人:一是得不到你心爱的人;二是心爱的人得不到幸福。

12.During the whole life, you will regret for two things: one is that you don’t get the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy.

13.生活在没有的你的世界,比任何一种惩罚都要痛苦,你知道吗,对我而言,你是任何人都无法取代的。

13. To live in a world without you is more painful than any punishment. Do you know that no one can replace you in my heart?

14.你的诞生带给我希望,而我希望带给你幸福。

14.Your birth gives me hope and I hope to give you happiness.

15.我将暴风般的爱情藏在心底,那是为了不给对方任何心理压力,我的爱情越是珍贵,相对地,也越珍惜别人的爱情。

15. I hide my storm-like love in my heart just not to give you any pressure. The more precious my love is, the more I cherish the love from others.

16.爱一个女孩子,与其为了她的幸福而放弃她,不如留住她,为她的幸福而努力。

16.If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.

17.你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候,你反而记得越清楚,我曾经听人说过,当你不能再拥有的时候,唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。

17.The more you want to know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget.

18.暗恋一个人的心情,就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子,永远不能确定未来是否是美丽的,但却真心而倔强的等待着。

18.To love someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up, though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, still waiting it earnestly and eagerly.

19.女性在所有礼物中,认为花朵最有价值的原因:是因为男性在送花给女性的时候必须克服那种把花拿在手上走在街道上的羞涩感觉。

19.The reason why girls consider flowers as the most valuable gift among other gifts is that men have to overcome the shyness of holding the flowers in streets before sending them to girls.

20.只有跟你在一起的时候我才是活着的,我一个人的时候,就连最耀眼的太阳也失去光彩!

20. I am alive only when I am with you. When I am alone, the most dazzling sun seems to have lost the brilliance.

21.不是不让你知道我的存在,只是不奢求爱情会降临到我头上,有时候想,我们是不同水域的动物,虽然我很艳羡你那个世界的美丽,但是浅水区的我一走近,就会被深水淹死。

21. I never let you not to know my existence, but I just never thought that love will fall upon on my head. Sometimes, I just wonder, we are from different waters, although I admire your world, I will be drowned if I get close to you.

22.当你认为被抛弃的时候,受损失的其实是对方:因为他失去了一个真正喜欢他的人,而你只不过少了一个不喜欢你的人罢了。

22. When someone abandons you, it is him that gets loss because he lost someone who truly loves him but you just lost one who doesn't love you.

23.被自己所爱的人深爱着是什么样的感觉呢?会是什么样子呢?想要立刻回答的人,你要知道自己是多么幸福的人。虽然一直强辩说,单恋也是一种爱情,但单用一边的手掌是拍不出声音的。

23. How it feels when you are loved by the one you love? How could it be like? If you want to answer it immediately, you shall know how happy you are. Although you insist loving on your own is also called love, one palm can not make noises.

24.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

24. When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

25.什么是爱情的完成呢?如果结婚才是爱的完成的话,那离婚又算什么呢?当我开始爱一个人的时候就是爱的完成。

25. What's the accomplishment of love? If marriage is the accomplishment, how about divorce? When I begin to love someone, it is the accomplishment of love.

26.人原本就是在星星上出生的,暂时居住在这颗叫做地球的星星上,因此,任何一个人,都是具有星星般美好的心灵,生命尽管有限,依然不断用微笑和爱向他人散发光芒。

26. People are used to born in the stars. They just temporarily live in the star which is called the earth. Therefore, everyone has a star-like heart. The life is limited, but they still shine with their smiles and love.

27.原来爱情的世界很大,大到可以装下一百种委屈;原来爱情的世界很小,小到三个人就挤到窒息;原来爱情的世界很大,塞了多少幸福还是有空隙;原来爱情的世界很小,被一脚踩过就变成废墟

27. The love world is big, which can hold hundreds of disappointments; the love world is small which is crowded even with three people inside. The love world is big, it still has space for more happiness; the love world is small which will be ruined after one tread.

28.爱,有何必多问?问得太多,只怕就不爱了。成熟的人不问过去;聪明的人不问现在;豁达的人不问未来。

28. Why to ask so much when you are in love? If you ask too much, maybe you no longer love. The mature never ask the past, the wise never ask the present and the open-minded never ask the future.

29.你以为最酸的感觉是吃醋吗?不是的,最酸溜溜的感觉是没权吃醋,根本就轮不到你吃醋,那才是最酸最酸的。

29. Do you think that the sourest feeling is to be jealous? No, the sourest thing is that you have no rights to be jealous. That's the sourest thing.

30.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。

30. When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.

31.两人相爱是,渴求无限甜蜜的吻。但为何在争吵时,却要用接吻的嘴互相伤害呢?每当我忧郁困惑,疲惫不堪时,我只能给自己一个吻。

31. When two people are in love, they are eager to have more sweet kisses. But why they are in quarrel, they are hurting each other by the mouths that once used for kissing? Every time when I was upset or tired, I can only kiss by myself.

32.缘分不是人海中两个人的擦身,缘分是不可能的相遇。比如我是空中的鸟,你是林中的豹,只是我们碰巧相爱。

32. Love is not about running into each other in crowds. Love is an impossible meeting. For example, I am a bird flying in sky, you r a leopard in forest. We just fall in love accidentally.

33.自己爱的人同时也爱着自己,这简直是一种奇迹,神明为这种奇迹取了一个名字,叫做恋爱。

33. The one you love also loves you. This is a miracle. And the god names this as falling in love with each other.

34.人生并非都是选择题或是是非题,大部分是应用题,要我们一点一滴的论证,取舍的过程,做错了也没关系。

34. The life is not always full of multiple choices or the yes-or-no questions, but application questions which need us to prove little by little. During the process, we need to make choice to get or lose. It matters not even if we get wrong answers.

35.当你的心真的在痛,眼泪快要流下来的时候,那就赶快抬头看看,这片曾经属于我们的天空;当天依旧是那么的广阔,云依旧那么的潇洒,那就不应该哭,因为我的离去,并没有带走你的世界。

35. When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.

36.女人心是只盛水的玻璃瓶,明明已经装的满满的,却又好像什么都没有。

36. The heart of woman is a glass holding water. It is full but seems to have nothing inside.

37.我们总是要求男人有孩子一样的眼神,但要有父亲一样的能力。

37.We always ask for man to innocent as child, but able as father.

38.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

38.If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

39.并不是因为安定了,所以想要结婚,就是无法与某人安定下去了,所以才要结婚。

39.It's not because of stability that someone wants to marry, but because of lack of stability.

40.寂寞确实跟孤单不一样,孤单只表示身边没有别人,但寂寞是一种你无法将感受跟别人沟通或分享的心理状态。而真正的寂寞应该是连自己都忘了喜欢一个人的感觉。

40. Loneliness is different from being alone. Being alone means you just have no one beside you but loneliness means that you can not talk with others and share them with your feelings. And the true loneliness is that you even forget how it feels when you love someone.

41.在友情的盆栽中培养爱情不是件容易的事,但是在长出爱情的盆栽里培养友情是件更困难的事。如果掏空了我心中的土,是否能培养出过去那种友呢?

41. It’s not easy to change friendship into love. But it's even harder to turn love into friendship. If I swallow my heart, whether I can regain the friendship once I had.

42.如果花开了,就喜欢;如果花落了,就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景,不是因为你。

42.If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany you merrily for the sake of scenery not for you.

43.千万别交一个无法替代的情人,否则你就会成为那个可以替代的情人。情人之间的自由就如同过期的支票,你可以继续拥有,但却无法兑现。

43. Never get a lover that no one can replace, otherwise you will be easily replaced. The freedom between lovers is like an overdue check that you can own it forever but can not turn it in cash.

44.我知道这世上有人在等我,但我不知道我在等谁,为了这个,我每天都非常快乐。

44. I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.

45.当我们满怀喜悦和惆怅的成长已经成为一种可以被讲述的故事时,我们发现我们从未遵守过任何一个诺言,但我们真的真心真意相爱过。

45. When we grow up with happiness and sorrows, a story is coming out. We find that we never abide by any promise, but we really loved each other at one time.

46.我安慰自己,虽然在最底最底的位置,看不到花儿绽放是的艳丽,然而却总不会错过花瓣飘落时在风中悠扬飞舞的浪漫。

46.I comfort myself like this: although I am in the lowest place, seeing now flowers blossoming, I can always witness the romance when the petals fall down and fly in the wind.

47.所有的爱情故事都有相同之处,在我生命的某一时刻我也经历过这些,然而我已记不得这些。我所记得的是,爱是以另一个男人的形式,带着新的希望,新的梦想重回我心中。

47. All the love stories have something in common. Once upon a time, I have that experience too. but I can not remember it clearly. All I can remember is that love returns with another man bringing new hopes to me.

48.曾经有机会目睹他最软弱最糟糕的时刻,你仍然能够微笑接受他的不完美,并且和他共同拥有这个秘密,这段爱情才能够长久一些。

48. Once I have the chance to witness his worst moment, but you still can accept his defects and keep this as secret. Then your love will last longer.

49.我相信了你编写的童话,自己就成了童话中幽蓝的花。

49.I believe in the fairy story you wrote for me, and myself becomes the faint flower in the story.

50.幸福的关键不在与找到一个完美的人,而在找到任何一个人,然后和他一起努力建立一个完美的关系。

50. The key for happiness is not to find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him.

51.在我们生命中出现的人,一些给我们上课,一些让我们痊愈,有的用来分担分享,有的用来真爱。

51.Among those people that appear in our life, some are to teach us, some to comfort us, some to share and some to love.

52.与其等到别人来爱你,不如自己学着努力多爱自己一些,如果今天的你没有比昨天更喜欢自己,那明天对你来说又有什么意义呢?

52. It’s better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today you don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow?

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