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30条经典搞笑段子;天上的星星参北斗啊,哄哄霍霍参北斗哇。

2020-11-16


1Love never dies. 爱情永不死。

2No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美.

3The darkness is no darkness with thee. 有了你,黑暗不再是黑暗。

4When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt 当香烟爱上火柴时,就注定受到伤害

5When keeping the ambiguity with you ,I fear I will fall in love with you, and I fear I will cry after your leaving.与你保持着一种暖昧的关系,怕自己会爱上你,怕你离开后,我会

流泪

6Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 哪里有真爱存在,哪里就有奇迹

7Why I have never catched the happiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of...为什么幸福总是擦肩而过,偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来

陪我.

8Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

9At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。

10Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 距离使两颗心靠得更近。

11I need him like I need the air to breathe.我需要他,正如我需要呼吸空气。

12If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.如果没有相等的爱,那就让我爱多一些吧。

13If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花,那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。

14If I know what love is, it is because of you.因为你,我懂得了爱。

15Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛,你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

16Love ,promised between the fingers Finger rift,twisted in the love 爱情…在指缝间承诺 指缝….在爱情下交缠.

17Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

18Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.爱情就像一只蝴蝶,它喜欢飞到哪里,就把欢乐带到哪里。19At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。

20Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me.

看看我的眼睛,你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

21Distance makes the hearts grow fonder.

距离使两颗心靠得更近。

22I need him like I need the air to breathe.

我需要他,正如我需要呼吸空气。

23If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.

如果没有相等的爱,那就让我爱多一些吧。

24Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.

爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

25If I know what love is, it is because of you.

因为你,我懂得了爱。

26Love is the greatest refreshment in life.

爱情是生活最好的提神剂。

27Love never dies.

爱情永不死。

28The darkness is no darkness with thee.

有了你,黑暗不再是黑暗。

29When love is not madness, it is not love.

如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。

30Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.

爱情就像月亮,不增则减。

31The soul cannot live without love.

灵魂不能没有爱而存在。

32Brief is life, but love is long.

生命虽短,爱却绵长。

33Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.

在爱人眼里,一千里的旅程不过一里。

34Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.

爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。

35Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.

没有了爱,地球便成了坟墓。

36My heart is with you.

我的爱与你同在。

37I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet!

尽管还不曾离开,我已对你朝思暮想!

38I'll think of you every step of the way.

我会想你,在漫漫长路的每一步。

39Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.

无论你身在何处,无论你为何忙碌,我都会在此守候。

40Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.

热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。

41The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

在这个世界上,男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。

42One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love.

有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦,那就是“爱情”。

43Every day without you is like a book without pages.

没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。

44Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of.

爱很难投入,但一旦投入,便更难走出。

45Love is a light that never dims.

爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。

46May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight.

愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽,展翅高飞。

47Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

生命如花,爱情是蜜。

48No words are necessary between two loving hearts.

两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。

49Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you.

在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有,所以这世上只有一个你。

50You make my heart smile.

我的心因你而笑。

51The road to a lover's house is never long.

通往爱人家里的路总不会漫长。

52Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning.

和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。

53It is never too late to fall in love.

爱永远不会嫌晚。

54Where there is love, there are always wishes.

哪里有爱,哪里就有希望。

55You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人,但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。

56Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.

爱是永恒的,外表可能改变,但本质永远不变。

57Love is not a matter of counting the days. It's making the days count.

爱情不是数着日子过去,它让每个日子都变得有意义。

58With the wonder of your love, the sun above always shines.

拥有你美丽的爱情,太阳就永远明媚。

59Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered.

爱情是一方织巾,用自然编织,用幻想点缀。

60First love is unforgettable all one's life.

初恋是永生难忘的。

61In the very smallest cot there is room enough for a loving pair.

哪怕是最小的茅舍,对一对恋人来说都有足够的空间。

62Love without end hath no end.

情绵绵,爱无边。

63Love's tongue is in the eyes.

爱情的话语全在双眼之中。

64In love folly is always sweet.

恋爱中,干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。

65The only present love demands is love.

爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。

66The heart that once truly loves never forgets.

真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。

67Love warms more than a thousand fires.

爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。

68Your smiling at me is my daily dose of magic.

你嫣然的微笑是我每日享受到的魅力。

69Your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful.

你的吻还在我的唇上发烫,从此我的日子变得如此美丽。

70Love understands love; it needs no talk.

相爱的心息息相通,无需用言语倾诉。

71Love me little and love me long.

不求情意绵绵,但求天长地久。

72First impression of you is most lasting.

对你最初的印象,久久难以忘怀。

73When the words “I love you” were said by you for the first time, my world blossoms.

第一次听到你对我说“我爱你”,我的世界一瞬间鲜花绽开。

74Tell me you are mine. I'll be yours through all the years, till the end of time.

请告诉我你是我的。岁岁年年,我都属于你,永远永远。

75Love is a fire which burns unseen.

爱情是无形燃烧的火焰。

76I feel at times we have had angry words but these have been kissed away.

我们生气争执时,爱的双唇把它们吻得无影无踪,我的心也顿觉甜蜜。

77You cannot appreciate happiness unless you have known sadness too.

不知道什么是忧伤,就不会真正感激幸福。

78But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored, and sorrows end.

只要我一想起你,亲爱的人,所有的失落和遗憾烟消云散。

79Do you have a map? Because I always keep lost in your eyes.

你有地图么?因为我总是在你的眼神中迷失方向。

80Meeting you is fate,and falling in love with you is out of my control.

遇见你是命运的安排,而爱上你是我情不自禁。

81No man or woman is worth your tears and the one who is,won't make your cry.

没人值得你为他流泪,值得你流泪的人不会让你哭泣。

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

我早上愿意醒来为两个理由: 闹钟和你。

82You are everything to me, and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me

你是我的一切,我是如此幸运上帝让你来到我身边。

83In spite of you and me and the silly world going to pieces around us,I love you.

哪怕是世界末日,我都会爱你。

84If I could rearrange the alphabet,I'd put U and I together.

如果我能重新来排列字母,我要把U(你)跟I(我)在一起。

85It's not being in love that makes me happy, but is being in loving with you.

不是恋爱的感觉让我幸福,而是爱上你的感觉让我幸福

86It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words.

想你,是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅,心里面,却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。

87Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.

你知道思念一个人的滋味吗,就像喝了一大杯冰水,然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。

88I know you like this song most and I know what you are thinking about ,too, I miss you .

我知道你最喜欢这首歌,我也知道你的心思,我想你。

89Those days when we were together appear in my mind time after time, because they were so joyful, happy, blest, disappointing, sad and painful. I miss you ,and miss you so mach……

常常想起曾和你在一起的那些日子。开心快乐幸福失落伤心痛苦的所有日子。很想你,很想你……

90Do you know there is someone thinking of you and caring you all the time ? Your smiling eyes are just like the sparkling stars hanging on the curtain of my heart.

你知道么,有个人时时想念着你,惦记你,你含笑的眼睛,象星光闪闪,缀在我的心幕上,夜夜亮晶晶。

91Listening to my heart beating. Seeing how much I love you ,I dare to admit how much I love you .When thinking of you, I hope you can receive the passionat words I left for you!

心要让你听见,爱要让你看见,不怕承认对你有多眷恋;想你的时候,盼你能收到我的真情留言!

92Thousand of time I have thought of you .My heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you I don't care loneliness. I am satisfied when you are happy and I am happy when I think of you!

千万个思念,在空气中凝固。扬起风吹向你,带着我的祝福,寂寞我不在乎,你快乐我就满足,想你是我的幸福!

93I miss you not because of my loneliness but I do feel lonely when I miss you. Only when I miss you deeply I feel so lonely.

不是因为寂寞才想你,是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重,只是因为太想你。

94I miss you so deeply that my love just like a kite has broken its line and won't stop flying until it reaches you at last.

长长的思念,就像风筝断了线,飘啊飘啊,飘到你的身边。

95Oh, How much I miss you! If the passionate refreshing breeze knows my heart, it can tell you that I miss you and care you for my life's time. If graceful white cloud knows my heart, it can tell you I love you and would be together with you forever.

好想,好想你!如果清风有情,请带去我对你的思念,这一生都为你牵挂;如果白云有意,请带去我对你的爱恋,生生世世都愿和你共缠绵!

96The moonlight stands for my heart!

月亮代表我的心!

97How are you getting on ? I hope that the word will become more beautiful because of you!

过得好么?希望世界因你而美丽!

98You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not.

你在时你是一切,你不在时一切是你!

99I don't know whether I really love you, but I know I cannot lose you. If the earth is going to be destroyed I want to tell you that you are the only one I want to see.

我不知道我是否真的爱,但是我知道我不能没有你,如果地球将要毁灭,那么我要告诉你“你是我唯一想见的人”。

100I can meet a person in a minute, like a person in an hour and love a person in a day, but it will take me a whole life to forget you.

遇上一个人要一分钟的时间,喜欢一个人只需一小时的时间,爱上一个人要一天的时间,可要我忘记你却要用上一生的时间。

101Every day I miss you. It is a hard time for me to miss you but it is even harder not to do so. In such a contrary mood, I miss you deeply! A happy Valentine's Day to you!

在每个想念的日子,想你不容易,不想你更难,愿以一片难懂的心情,深深思念你!情人节快乐!

102I will make you happy when you are depressed. I will make you delighted when you are in great sorrow!

在你抑郁的时候,我就是你的开心果。在你忧伤的时候,我愿作你的忘忧树!

103Because of loving you so much that I stood aside. Although my figure left you away, my heart didn't. Today I have made up my mind to say “I love you”。

正是因为爱才悄悄的躲开,躲开的是身影,躲不开的是默默的情怀;今天我终于鼓起勇气,向你表达我的爱。

104As long as you are willing, please let me know what I can do for you. When you are unhappy and want to cry on somebody's shoulder, I will stand before you immediately.

只要你愿意,当你失落失意的时候,最需要一个肩膀的时候,告诉我,我会立即出现。

105I pray for the swan goose, the moonlight and the spring breeze for thousands of times, wishing the swan goose can bring my miss to you; the moonlight can convey my greeting to you ; the spring breeze can send my care to you!

思念中我一千次一万次地问鸿雁问明月问春风,愿鸿雁将我的眷恋捎给你;愿明月将我的问候带给你;愿春风将我的关切送给你!

106You and I remains the same in different time, at different places,among different people; time is changing, space is changing and everything is changing except my miss to you!

不同的时间,不同的地点,不同的人群,相同的只有你和我;时间在变,空间在变,不变的只有对你无限的思念!

107Coffee is lonely without cups. I am lonely without you.

没有杯子……咖啡是寂寞的……没有你……我是孤独的……

108My heart beats for you every day. I am inspired by you every minute, and I worry about you every second. It is wonderful to have you in my life.

每一天都为你心跳,每一刻都被你感动,每一秒都为你担心。有你的感觉真好。

109You know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.

你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯,千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。

110If living on the earth is a mission from the lord… living with you is the award of the lord…

如果活着,是上帝赋予我最大的使命,那么活者有你,将会是上帝赋予我使命的恩赐……

111I prefer having your accompanying for life-long time to the short-time tenderness.

我不要短暂的温存,只要你一世的陪伴。

112I want that my love to you will turn into bright sunlight so that to warm your heart.

我想将对你的感情化作暖暖的阳光,期待那洒落的光明能温暖你的心房。

113I love everything about you, especially the way you made me feel how special I am。

我喜欢所有的你,尤其是你如何让我觉得我自己是多么特别的。

114To me, you are irreplaceable, because you are one of a kind 。

对我而言你是无法代替的,因为你是独一无二的。

115If you need me, I am here for you. I am on your side。

如果你需要我,我会在这等候,我一直会在你左右。

116Oh, dear. I want you to know that being with you, it's as good as it gets。

亲爱的,世上没有比跟你在一起更幸福的了。

117You are my words, my feelings and my emotions. You are al l I have wanted in my life.

你是我的语言,我的感受,我的情绪。你是我今生想要的唯一。

118My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.

我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样, 让我把持不住。

119Do you have a map? Because I just keep losing in your eyes!

你有地图吗? 因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了!

120But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored, and sorrows end.

只要我一想起你,亲爱的人,所有的失落和遗憾烟消云散。


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