《加菲猫》经典台词

《加菲猫》(Garfield)，指的是一部美国连载漫画系列，由吉姆·戴维斯所创作。该系列的主角加菲猫(Garfield)是一只橙色、吃人类食物的可爱胖猫，其他主角包括-------一只不太聪明的浅灰色宠物狗欧迪(Odie)以及它们的主人乔恩·艾伯克。加菲的名字取自于吉姆·戴维斯的祖父詹姆斯·加菲尔·戴维斯(James Garfield Davis)，加菲猫自诞生以来就得到了众多观众的喜爱，是一个非常成功的动漫角色，深受孩子们的喜爱和拥护。

1.The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn。学的越多，知道的越多;知道的越多，忘记的越多;忘记的越多，知道的就越少。所以我们干嘛要学习。

2.A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

3.Garfield is an orange, fuzzy, tabby cat born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant and immediately ate all the pasta and lasagna in sight, thus developing his love and obsession for lasagna. Garfield hates exercise. He is known for saying breathing is exercise。加菲是一只橘色，毛茸茸的条纹猫。他出生在一家意大利面餐厅的厨房。刚出生时，他就把眼前的所有意大利面和千层面都吃光了!这导致了他日后对千层面的疯狂热爱。加菲十分厌恶运动，他有句名言：呼吸也是运动。

4.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛

5."Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

6.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)

7.One should love animals. They are so tasty。每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

8.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend。要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

9.In addition to being portrayed as lazy and fat, Garfield is also pessimistic, sadistic, cynical, sarcastic, sardonic and a bit obnoxious. He enjoys destroying things, mauling the mailman, tormenting Odie, kicking Odie off the table; he also makes snide comments, usually about Jon's inability to get a date. Though Garfield can be very cynical, he does have a soft side for his teddy bear, Pooky, food and sleep。除了被描绘成懒惰的肥猫，加菲也是一只消极悲观、尖酸刻薄、让人有些反感的猫。它不仅喜欢破坏东西，欺负邮递员，折磨Odie(把Odie从桌子上踢下去)。还经常挖苦 Jon，嘲笑他那些不成功的约会。尽管加菲看上去很疾世愤俗，不过它的心底里也有柔软的地方哦，加菲很爱它的泰迪熊、Pooky，喜欢吃喜欢睡。

10.Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa。钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

11.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来

12.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道

13.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two。每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

14.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩

15.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养

16.When two's company, three's the result!两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!(孤男寡女的后果必定是诞生第三个人。)

17."Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep。现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。

18."Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

19.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地

20.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来

21.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好