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2015-12-04

  当然 第一句献给他的名言

  EVERY BODY LIES~

  人人都说谎

  我简直爱上了这个老混蛋...-_-!

  Dans Mother: How can you just sit there?my son is going to die

  你怎么能就这么坐在那边?我儿子就要死了

  House: If I eat standing up, I spill.

  如果我站着吃东西,就会洒出来.

  Luke: Is this a good hospital?

  这家医院好吗?

  House: Depends on what you mean by good. I like the chairs.

  这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子.

  Dr. Foreman: Isnt treating patients why we became doctors?

  医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗?

  House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

  不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源.

  Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. 我爱我老婆

  House: You certainly love saying it. 当然,你爱这样说。

  患者说他可以和上帝对话,然后house说他的问题应该在他的脑袋上.

  chase说,这只是宗教信仰

  house:you talk to God,youre religious.God talks to you,youre psychotic.

  你和上帝说话,你是信仰者,上帝和你说话,你是精神病

  House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a persons estrogen level to increase dramatically.

  我有个理论,有一种药品被服用后会导致病人体内的雌激素水平大幅上升.

  Bill: What is it?那是什么?

  House: Its called...estrogen.雌激素

  一患者志向是成为黑人议员,

  House: Youre not going to be President either way - they dont call it the White House because of the paint job

  你无论如何都成不了总统的,白宫之所以叫白宫可不是因为它是给漆成白色*的.

  House: People dont want a sick doctor.

  人们不喜欢生病的医生.

  Dr. Wilson: Thats fair enough, I dont like healthy patients.

  那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人.

  Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but youre incapable of kissing a little ass?

  你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢?

  House: Well, we all have our limitations.

  恩,人总是有缺点的.

  House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 between love and hate.

  爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗,五步一哨的中国长城.

  House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.

  抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫.

  Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?

  你是说象绦虫一类的东西?

  House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms down.

  撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来

  Jill: Can you do anything about it?

  你能除掉它吗?

  House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.

  在大多数洲里,除掉超过一个月大的这种寄生虫是非法的.

  Jill: Illegal? 非法的?

  House: Dont worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...

  别担心,很多女人都会喜欢她们的寄生虫,给它起名字,穿衣服,还让它和其他的寄生虫一起玩.

  Jill: Playdates

  House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.

  它的眼睛很象你(这位女士怀孕了)

  Dr. Wilson: Im still amazed youre in the same room as a patient.

  真令我惊讶,你居然还和患者呆在一间屋子里.

  House: People dont bother me until they get teeth.

  没长牙的小家伙我倒不怕.

  House: As long as youre trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.

  只要你尽力了,就表示你可以做任何你想做的事情

  Dr. Wilson: And as long as youre not trying, you can say whatever you want.

  只要你不去尽力,你就可以说任何你想说的话.

  House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!

  那么说我们两个人加起来就做任何事,说任何话了,我们可以一起统治世界了.

  House: So whats her name and when do I get to meet her?

  她的名字叫什么,我什么时候能见到她?(盘问Wilson的约会对象)

  Dr. Wilson: Theres nobody! Give it up!

  别瞎猜了,根本没这回事

  House: Your lips say no, but your shoes say yes.

  你嘴上说不,可你的鞋子泄露了真相(WILSON换了双漂亮的新鞋)

  Dr. Wilson: Theyre French. You cant trust a word they say.

  它们是法国货,法国人的话一句都不能信

  Dr. Foreman: Why are you riding on me?

  你为什么对我这么刻薄?

  House: Its what I do. Has it gotten worse lately?

  我就是这样子,最近我变得更厉害了吗?

  Dr. Foreman: Yeah. Seems to me.

  对我来说是的.

  House: Really? Well, that rules out the race thing. You were just as black last week.

  真的吗?那么肯定不是种族歧视的原因了,你还和上周一样的黑.

  Dr. Forman: Ten-year olds do not have heart attacks. Its got to be a mistake.

  10岁的孩子不会得心脏病,肯定有什么地方错了

  House: Right. The simplest explanation is shes a 40-year old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on.

  没错,最简单的答案就是她谎报了年纪,她其实已经四十岁了.也许她是个女演员

  Dr. Cameron: Ill check into it.

  我去查查这个

  Dr. Foreman: Ill make the call.

  我去打电话

  Dr. Chase: Ill keep the kid alive. For a while at least.

  我去保持那孩子活着.至少能维持一会儿.

  House: Ill have lunch.

  我去吃午饭

  Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.

  Cameron,你有空吗?

  Dr. Cameron: Whats up?

  什么事?

  Dr. Foreman: When you break into a house, its always better to have a white chick with you.

  闯空门的时候,有个白人女性*陪着比较保险.

  House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or who ignores you while you get better?I guess it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.

  哪种医生你比较喜欢-在你临死时会陪在你身边的医生或者是当你病情好转后不再搭理你的医生?我猜你最讨厌的是当你快死的时候不再搭理你的医生.

  House: Another reason I dont like meeting patients. If they dont know what you look like, they cant yell at you.

  我不喜欢见病人的另一个原因就是,如果他们不知道你的样子,他们就没法冲你大吼大叫.

  Dr. House: The most successful marriages are based on lies. Youre off to a great start.

  成功的婚姻都是谎言的基础上建立起来的,你已经开了个好头.

  House: What do you know about the nun?

  你对那个修女有什么看法?

  Dr. Chase: Which one?

  哪一个?

  House: The cute one. I think she likes me. The sick one, obviously.

  漂亮的那个,我想她喜欢上我了. 当然是生病的那个!!!!

  House: You told me you hadnt changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?

  Samantha: Lying?

  House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?

  Samantha: My husband?

  House: Yeah, see, if youre going to repeat everything I say, this conversations going to take twice as long.

  Dr. Foreman: The kid was just taking his AP calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.

  这个孩子在微积分考试当中突然感到恶心眩晕.

  House: Thats the way calculus presents.

  当然这是微积分的作用啦

  House: I assume minimal at best is your stiff upper lip British way of saying no chance in hell?

  我认为你说的有可能就是根本没指望了的英国表达方式.

  Dr. Chase: Im Australian.

  我是澳大利亚人

  House: You put the Queen on your money. Youre British.

  你们把女王的头像印在钱币上,你们就是英国人.

  为什么house不穿白大褂?

  House: See that? They all assume Im a patient because of this cane.

  Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us.

  House: I dont want them to think Im a doctor.

  Wilson: You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude.

  House: People dont want a sick doctor.

  Wilson: Fair enough. I dont like healthy patients

  house:看吧,就因为我这个拐棍 他们都觉得我是个病人。

  wilson: 那你就去找件白褂子穿的和我们一样。

  house:我不像让别人以为我是个医生

  wilson:看吧,这个就是为什么管理层对你的态度有意见。

  house:这儿不需要一个病了的医生。

  wilson:- - 这儿也不需要像你这样健康的病人

  House: Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. Maybe theres some wiggle room if theres enough money or if somebody got pregnant. But youve got at least three points on your husband and your frock says he didnt do it for the money and your breasts say you havent

  had any kids.

  Judy: So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error.

  HOUSE: 龙配龙,凤配凤,乌龟配王八。如果某人有钱或是怀孕的话可能还有点灵活的

  空间,可是你至少比你丈夫高3分,而你的外套说明你不缺钱,而你的胸脯又说明你还没

  有生育过。

  JUDY: 所以你认为我的婚姻是个概率学上的错误

  House: Heres how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you

  get to shoot people. Not both

  HOUSE: 我的哲学是:你要么要求别人道歉,要么射他两枪,不能两样都要。(应该先

  让人道歉再开枪而不是反之)

  Dr. Cameron: Shes a Katrina victim.

  House: Shes better than Crandall hes a Katrina victim victim

  CAMERON: 她是Katrina台风的受害者。

  HOUSE: 她比CRANDALL好多了,他是Katrina台风受害者的受害者。

  Dr. Cuddy: (to House) I cant even imagine the backward logic you used to

  rationalize shooting a corpse.

  House: Well if I shot a live person theres a lot more paperwork.

  CUDDY: 我都无法想象你怎么跟我合理的解释射击一具尸体这件事。

  HOUSE: 恩,如果我开枪射个活人的话会有更多的文件要处理。

  (doing introductions)

  House: Wilson! This is Dry Cleaner Guy. Tax Accountant. Guy from the bus

  stop. This is Wilson.

  Dry Cleaner: How come he gets a name?

  House: Seniority.

  HOUSE:(HOUSE家的打牌聚会)WILSON,这位是干洗店员,这个是税务会计,公车司机

  ,这位是WILSON

  干洗店员: 怎么就这家伙有名字?

  HOUSE:他比你们的资格老。

  Dr. Chase: Youre going to talk to a patient?

  House: God talks to him. Itd be arrogant of me to assume Im better than

  God.

  CHASE:你打算和这个病人谈话?(这可真不象HOUSE啊)

  HOUSE:连上帝都和他谈话,我还没有傲慢到认为自己比上帝还强的地步。(也差不了多少了)

  House: God ever talk to you when you were in the seminary?

  Dr. Chase: Ummm... no.

  House: Gods loss, our gain.

  HOUSE:在神学院的时候上帝和你交谈过吗?

  CHASE:没有

  HOUSE:那可是上帝的损失啊,倒是便宜我们了。

  (House stops Foreman from writing on the whiteboard)

  House: Sorry, theres a reason they call it the whiteboard. Its not my

  rule.

  HOUSE:(阻止FOREMAN往白板上写字) 对不起,人们叫这个做白板是有原因的。

  Ronald: I assume House is a great doctor?

  Dr. Chase: Why would you assume that?

  Ronald: Because if youre that big a jerk youre either great or

  unemployed.

  RONALD:我猜HOUSE是个名医。

  CHASE:为什么你会这么想?

  RONALD:因为象他那么混的人如果不是特别有本事的话肯定找不到饭碗的。

  House: (discussing Alexs breasts) Two clinic hours says that those love

  apples are handcrafted by God.

  Dr. Foreman: I thought you didnt believe in God.

  House: I do now.

  HOUSE:这两个小时的诊断我确定了一件事,她的-乳-房是上帝的杰作。

  FOREMAN:我以为你不信上帝的。

  HOUSE:现在我信了。

  Dr. Foreman: House! You cant do this!

  House: Oh, if I had a nickel for every time Ive heard that.

  FOREMAN:HOUSE,你不能这么做。

  HOUSE:噢,如果每次我听到这话能得到一角钱的话,我早成百万富翁了。

  Stella: Whats wrong with your foot?

  House: War wound.

  Stella: Does it hurt?

  House: Every day.

  Stella: Is that why youre so sad?

  House: Oh arent you adorable. Im not sad, Im complicated - chicks dig

  that. One day youll understand.

  STELLA:你的脚怎么了?

  HOUSE:战争受的伤。

  STELLA:它疼吗?

  HOUSE:每天都疼

  STELLA:所以你看起来才这么忧伤吗?

  HOUSE:你真可爱,这不叫忧伤,这叫做深沉,女孩子就喜欢深沉的男人,等你长大了就

  明白了。

  Dr. Chase:Weve got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman

  could get the machine

  House: I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is

  turned you wait in line?

  CHASE:我们的MRI排在二十分钟以后,这已经是FOREMAN的最大努力了。

  HOUSE;我教了你们那么多的坑蒙拐骗,我刚一走开你们就去老老实实的排队?

  Dr. Wilson: Do you know your phones dead? Do you ever recharge your

  batteries?

  House: They recharge? I just buy new phones.

  WISON:你知道你的手机关机了吗?难道你就不会去充电吗?

  HOUSE;这手机还能充电啊?我每次都是再去买个新手机。

  Dr. Chase: Gambling doesnt take away (Houses) pain.

  House: It does when I win.

  CHASE:赌|博并不能消除你的病痛。

  HOUSE: 我赢的话就可以。

  Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didnt you fire him?

  House: He has great hair.

  Stacy: What are you hiding?

  House: Im gay. Ohthats not what you meant. It does explain a lot

  though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers

  STACY:如果是CHASE搞砸了,为什么你不炒了他?

  HOUSE:他的头发很漂亮。

  STACY:你到底在隐瞒什么?

  HOUSE:我是同性*恋,哦,那不是你想问的。不过这到是解释了很多事情,没有女友,老

  和WILSON在一起,总是穿运动鞋。。。(

  罗拉:你的脸臭的仿佛额头上贴了个离我远点的标签。

  豪斯:我早就吩咐他们在我的门上挂这么一块牌子了。

  威尔森:如果你有钱,为什么还要问我借?

  豪斯:我不是真的缺钱,我只是想知道你会不会借给我,自从去年我向你借了40美圆后,我就一直让欠款的数目保持增长,这只是一个测试你的忍耐程度的小实验

  威尔森:你--你用如此俗不可耐的方法衡量我们之间的友谊?

  豪斯:足足5000美圆啊---你没什么可害臊的。

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