破产姐妹Two Broke Girls第二季毒舌台词

《破产姐妹》(英语：2 Broke Girls)，是由美国CBS电视台于2011年9月19日首播的情景喜剧，制作公司为华纳兄弟电视。本剧档期最初是于星期一晚上九时半，跟随着《好汉两个半立即搜索》(Two and a Half Men)的档期。其后改至八时半，跟随《老爸老妈的浪漫史》(How I Met Your Mother)之后。同年10月5日，CBS预订了整季的《破产姐妹》，预计将有22或24集。在最近第38届美国民选奖(Peoples Choice Awards)上，《破产姐妹》嬴得了最受欢迎电视新喜剧(Favorite New TV Comedy)。

第一集：The hidden stash

S:No,youre never gonna win,Max.

M:You know,when I was born,the doctors tried to pry my dead twin sister from my hands, but I never let go.She was my first doll.

译文：不，你永远都不可能赢的Max。我出生的时候医生还想把我死去的双胞胎妹妹从我手里撬出来。但我就是不撒手她是我的第一个洋娃娃。

C:I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.

译文：我都穷到拿肥皂盒当钱包了。

第二集：And the Pearl Necklace

M:Actually the only time my mother bought milk was when my face was on the side of the carton.

译文：事实上 我妈唯一次买牛奶是因为我把店里的牛奶偷喝光了

S:You know, every time I come here,Im surprised youre still open.

译文：嘿!每次我来这，都很惊讶这店居然还没有倒闭

M:There is no luck. There is only work

译文：运气是不存在的.工作才是最真实的

C:Well get there, Max. Because you and I have something Martha Stewart and machines dont.

M:Unpaid bills? C:No, each other.

译文：我们会成功的 Max，因为我们身上有Martha Stewart和蛋糕机都没有的特质。没付清的账单?不，我们有彼此。

M:Might as well face it. You and I are on our own.

译文：还是面对现实吧，我们要靠自己

第三集： And the Hold-Up

M:Han, you cant let your mommy keep bullying you. Stand up to her. Youre a 53-year-old man.

H:Max, I am 29.

词语解析：bully 欺小凌弱;stand up to 抵抗;

译文：Han 你不能总让你老妈这么欺负你。要勇敢反抗，你都是个53岁的男人了。Max 我才29岁。

第四集： And The Cupcake War

C:Max, why dont you ever let yourself dream?

M:Because in my dreams, spiders are always eating my eyes.

译文：Max 你为什么就不愿意幻想一番呢?因为在我的梦里，总有蜘蛛在吃我的眼珠子

S:Lady chatterbox says your business is in big trouble.

M:Please, everything seems big to Han.

词语解析：chatterbox 喋喋不休的人

译文：长舌妇说你们的生意遇到了大麻烦。得了吧 就Han的个头 看什么都是大事

Thats your brand. The muscle and the hustle. The doubleds and the ditz.

译文：这是你们的招牌。一个勤奋一个瞎忙活。波霸姐和无脑妹

M:Crew necks are for squares and Mormons.

C:Oh, cute! Should we do mine?

M:I dont know. If you have no car, why open the garage?

词语解析：crew neck 水手领

译文：圆领衫是给飞机场和摩门教徒穿的。太棒了! 给我也来一刀吧?我就不明白了，你胸无三两肉，露个毛啊?

词语解析：hustle 赶紧;ditz 没头脑的人

第五集： And the Pre-Approved Credit Card

M:I cant believe you masking taped the shoe to your leg.

C:I know but these are Christian Louboutins aneven all busted up like this they still have the classic red bottoms.

M:You know what else has red bottoms? baboons.

词语解析：baboon 狒狒

译文：难以置信 你居然用胶带包鞋子。我知道 但这鞋子可是Louboutin啊(名牌鞋 以红鞋底著称)。虽然它已经被整得面目全非但这经典的红鞋底仍在。你知道还有什么是红底的吗?猴子屁股。