英文剧本台词《三打白骨精》

Three Times Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精(何平) B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: (摸出，递给S)

S: Look,boss (凑近T)(T、S一齐转向E)

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.

S: You will what(凶相)?

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

S: Hm!

T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see , boss is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away..

T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)

J: This is..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1: (倒)Ah

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please dont

T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

EJ: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)

S: Ill kill you, monster!(打)

T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!

S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 假悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》

J: boss, brother Monkey is.......

T: Dont mention that guy any more!

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后飘走)

T: (惊)You are......

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......

S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I cant understand......What happened?

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!