《老爸老妈浪漫史》第一季经典台词

11、You know why? Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date. See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship, deep down, you're single. It's your default setting.你知道为什么吗？因为在你内心深处，你并不想在婚礼上偕伴出现。明白吗？你虽然口口声声发表着恋爱宣言，但是在你内心深处，你认定自己是单身的。那是你的默认设置。

9、You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. don't. Not every night has a happy ending. But all of it's important. All of it was leading somewhere. Because suddenly, it was 2006. And 2006 was a big one.故事听到这儿，你们可能会为你们老爸觉得遗憾。别！并不是所有的晚上都是个愉快的结尾，但最重要的是，未来从过去延伸开去。因为突然间2006年就来临了。而2006年，是个大事件年！

3、Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an impressionist painting...孩子们，在男人一生中发生的每件事都像是印象派画家画中的一个小黑点一样。

16、We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. But those scare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.我们费尽心机想要守住的一些生活的小秘密，甚至是对最好的朋友。但在那个奇妙的时刻，当我们揭开各自的秘密，才惊异的发现它们其实是那么微不足道。

5、-- How do you sit out here all night on the roof in the cold, and still have faith your pumpkin's goanna show up?-- look, I know that odds are, the love of my life isn't goanna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume 2:43 in the morning, but this seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.- 为什么你能整晚坐在这个满是冷风的天台，却仍然坚信你的南瓜小姐会出现？（经典台词）- 我知道我的胜算很小。我生命中的另一半不会神奇地在凌晨2：43分穿着南瓜服走进这扇门。我只是觉得这是个不错的地方你可以坐下来。。。等待。

14、 I'm saying, I'm here, you're here, this is a big romantic wedding-- why don't we just dance and have a great time, and then when it's over, never see each other again. No e-mails, no phone numbers, not even names. Tonight we will make a memory that will never be tarnished. And then... when we're old and gray, we'll look back on this night and it'll be perfect.我是说，我在这儿，你也在这儿，在我们身后的就是一场浪漫的婚礼。为什么我们不跳支舞，好好的享受这美好的时光，当这一切都结束的时候，不再跟对方联系。没有邮件，没有电话号吗，甚至不告诉对方我们的名字。今晚，我们就来制造一个永不磨灭的回忆。然后。。。当我们老去，再回顾这个夜晚，我们不会有遗憾。

20、Here's the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you grotto make it anyway.sweet damn that's a hot plate. Hey, is this milk any good? even it is this kind of stupid mistake!错误就是这么一回事。有时，即使你知道是个错误，你还是要犯。“见鬼，这盘子真是烫！”“这牛奶坏了没？”即使这是非常非常愚蠢的错误。

4、Kids when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after。 But only one of your stories can end that way the rest ended with somebody get hurt.孩子们，当你们单身的时候，你们以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。但在你所有的感情经历中，只会有一个是以这种方式结尾，其它都以至少有一个人受伤而告终。

8、Kids, the thing about new year's eve is that it sucks. Sure, it looks great on TV, but in reality, it's always just a big letdown.孩子们，新年前夜总是糟透了。当然啦，在电视里它看起来还不错，但在现实生活中，它总是让人大失所望。

15、when you meet someone special, suddenly life is full of firsts. The first kiss. The first night together. The first weekend together.当你遇到了喜欢的人，生活突然就被无数个第一次填满了。第一次接吻，第一次同居，第一次一起过周末。

18、And that's how robin and I ended up together. Turns out,all I had to do was make it rain. as i rode home this morning, the city looks the same ，the people looks the same it all looks the same，but it wasn't，in just one night, everything it changed最后我和罗宾又在一起了，原来我要做的就是让宇宙下雨。我早上回家时，这个城市看起来跟往常一样，人们看起来一样，一切都看起来没有变化，但是并非如此，一夜之间，一切都改变了。

1、that's the funny thing about destiny. It happens whether you plan it or not. I mean I never thought I'd see that girl again. But it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was formal.这就是命运最耐人寻味的地方，无论你是否有意得想去做什么。我是指，我从来没想过我还可以见到这个女人。但原来，我只是离拼图太近了而没有看到整副画的全貌。

13、Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， but here's the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.孩子们，生活中总有许多重要的浪漫时刻。它们让生活显得更有意义。但是有个问题：浪漫的时刻转瞬即逝，而从浪漫中衍申出来潜伏在角落的是残酷的，不修边幅的混蛋，它的名字叫——现实。

2、And that was when I realized why i hung out with barney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.我终于知道为什么我会和巴尼玩在一起了，我去的地方从来都不是原先讲好的地方，但我总能从中获得不同寻常的经历。