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老友记中Chandler Bing 扮演者:马修派瑞Matthew Perry
钱德为罗斯的大学同学,因而与罗斯、莫妮卡结识甚久。
角色特点:喜好逞口舌之利。公认是以幽默感在武装自己,以避免流露真实的感情;有点精神质。在大公司上班,颇受老板器重但他本身更想当幽默作家。喜欢冷眼旁观再讽刺挖苦大家,常常会有不好笑的幽默感出现。交女朋友屡屡受挫。钱德总是担心自己会是六人中最晚结婚的孤独老人。有一自第一季即分分合合的女友珍妮丝。有第三个乳头。常被人误认是同性恋。有个以写情色小说很出名的妖艳妈妈。因为父母在感恩节离婚,最讨厌感恩节的欢乐气氛。好不容易才戒了烟瘾。非常害怕给女友下承诺。
职业:某公司数据部门主管,收入颇丰。
1.Phoebe: Oh, I cant believe you! Youve been so good, for three years! 难以置信你又吸烟了,这三年来你表现得多好呀?Chandler: And this- is my reward! 是呀,这根烟就是我三年表现良好的奖品 Ross: Just think about what you went through the last time you quit. 想想你上次戒烟多不容易呀? Chandler: Okay, so this time I wont quit! 所以这次,我再也不戒了。
2.Chandler: Cmon, Ill show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when its not followed by No thanks, its late. 为了防止老家伙们胡搞,钱德勒带乔伊爸爸的情人去他的房间睡。说:太奇怪了,这个女人竟然没有拒绝我的要求。
3.Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up. 你们男人可以站着嘘嘘呀? Chandler: We can? All right, Im tryin that. 是吗?我改天试试。
4.Chandler: although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred. 朋友们说起在家里父母对孩子们偏心的话题,钱德勒是独子,他说他有一个想象中的兄弟,那家伙得到了他的父母更多的疼爱。
5.所以钱德勒建议他叫乔伊瑞士。
6.Chandler: (on phone) Yeah, its a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? 老板问钱德勒不上班在家是否很失落,钱德勒说是呀,偷自己家的钢笔可没有偷单位上的过瘾。
7.Ross: I dont want to be single,I just wanna be married again!
8.Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! 罗斯刚说完想再结婚,瑞秋就碰巧披着婚纱闯进了咖啡馆。所以钱德勒张开双臂,向神祈祷赐给他一百万。
9.Phoebe: you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys. 钱德勒看到美女没勇气追,菲比鼓励他:你经常可以看到大美女和龌龊男在一起,你为什么不能做一个龌龊男呢?
10.Joey: Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food. Chandler: Course there, they just call it food. 乔伊劝罗斯忘了瑞秋,痛痛快快地去中国,吃中国菜。钱德勒补充说,在那里,人们只是叫它们菜。
11.Chandler: Oh look, its the woman we ordered. 钱德勒和乔伊发现家门口坐着个女人(实际是乔伊爸爸的情人)。钱德勒指着那女人对乔伊说:这就是咱叫的外买吧。
12.Chandler: Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so Id better split this with you. 莫尼卡给钱德勒一块特别小的点心。钱德勒说:我五小时前吃过一颗葡萄,现在还很撑,这么大块点心我怎么吃得下呢?
13.Joey:My agent thinks I should have a name thats more neutral. Chandler: Joey... Switzerland? 乔伊说他的经纪人想让他取一个中性点的艺名,不要听起来太极端。
14.Chandler: Hi, um, Im account number 7143457. And, uh, I dont know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape. 如果你停电时与美女模特在提款间里共处一室,临走别忘了问电子监测器要份录像珍藏。
15.Chandler: Hey, that monkeys got a Ross on its ass! 猴屁股上长了个罗斯。经典倒装。
16.Monica: Hes... our age. Chandler: When we were? 莫尼卡找了个小男友,乔伊问她到底有多小。莫尼卡说跟我们差不多大。钱德勒问她当我们几岁的时候
17.Chandler: God, I love these fingers... 钱德勒和女伴十指相扣,说喜欢这些手指。女伴说谢谢,他却说他love的是自己的手指,因为能挽到这么漂亮的女人,它们很快乐。